when babi hurts

good morning.well its almost 530 am and as i told you before.i cant sleep.i notice i am the only one who's still standing after hours of movies and gg series.biaselah tu exam dah habis.wait until the results are out.at least some of us will be mourning to death (especially those who didnt get the chance to study after two freakening weeks of science talk and nil amount of knowledge) and they say the admin is pretty flexible but all they can come up is a 'd o y o u r b e s t w e u n d e r s t a n d' speech.easy for you to say when youre not the one having severe jet lags and bone crushing mouth watering hempas pulas stay ups just to pass the exams.maybe thats too much of information.pagi pagi buta aku dah emo.anyhow something strucked me today and i realised i didnt mention to them about the funniest story happened in the us.one of my friend cum kecoh minah mate has an aunt visiting the us and she boarded a bus full of blacks.somehow i think she was a little bit pissed about something but who cares (nobody cares) and so-

her : babi babi betul

diorang ni kan.

niece: kenape plak?

her : bas bapak punye

luas tak nak duduk!

menyempit je! dah la

kite ni kecik-kecik!

blablablabla

-and once they get out of the bus-

a black man: urmmm bole tepiii

sikit takkk ini babi

mau lalu.

if i was on her shoes i would run my butts out before anything else happen.so the moral of this sickening story is to never say bad things using native languages (after making pretty intelligent assumptions that they might not comprehend you) go get a life people.go bullshit somewhere else where people cant hear you.well regardless where youre living now to be exact : overseas or in the country better yet in a small hutan compound you call a college.i imagine using the word babi in my daily conversation 'hey you babi so whats up?' or 'good morning babi' or 'going to the rc babi?' and i am pretty sure the answer will be 'yes i am good so how are you?' and my reply 'oh i am fine.so babi are you eager to watch the football match tonight?' belle i think its preferable if you say 'hello babi' instead of 'hello sayang?' oh ok i think i went a little bit too far.the counterattacks might be some severe punches and prolong bleeding due to massive head bangs.or probably a sweet-minimum impact time smack in the face.ouch.well its absurdly late and i think my head is getting all babi-ish now.i will try to shower deep into the sacs of fairy dust hopefully i can have a good night sleep.or is it morning?oh well dont care no papers tomorrow.night babi(: