insects ''gatal'' theory by nana

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dududu. you know what, i was being tortured by an unknown insect. if i can convene with it face to face i would kick it beforehand. my hand was badly swollen due to its gigitan. this is what my darling bapok nana proposed about her own profoundly sarcastic theory on ''insects gatal''

insects ''gatal'' theory by nana

insects are said to be very gatal because they are born to be very very extremely pervert and thats why they are so ''gatal''.when an insect tries to bite you on your miserable hand, they would say the following with great adoration as they trully cultivate romanticism among themselves. gaaaaaaah. yes they do. the theory can be furher explained by reading the example of some crap conversation given below:

insect gatal : hey hey sayang. jom lah kite jalan jalan.

makan angin ke..jom lah si sexy lagi hot dan menarik..

i memang tertarik lah dengan you ni..nak berkenalan?

human victim: (said nothing obviously and push the desperate insect away)

insect gatal : awek cun gile lah you nie...

dah lah kms ni takde cun kot..

sayang marilah kita berkenalan..

human victim: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghh. shit. shit. shit.

serangga! serangga!

(recognises the desperate-black looking insect and screams)

insect gatal : cis, kalau tak suke tu cakap je lah. ade hati panggil aku taik?!

aku insect macho paling hot okay. i can even sing jason mraz you know!

(mumbles in a not so appealing tone and only god of all insects can comprehend its distinct language)

human victim: omg! ade lagi serangge tu!

naaaaaah amek kau!!!

(spraying verociously at the tiny insect who knows nothing but to flirt with humans)

insect gatal : oh kau spray aku eh?

naaaaaah amek kau perempuan hot kerek!

(giving the humans its ultimately exclusive partially-poisened bite)

human victim: oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! ooooooooooooooooooow! ooooooooooooooow!

so thats how nana get the theory of insects which are ''gatal''. probably thats how i got the astonishingly huge bite. haha. anyway so i went to the clinic and skipped most of my class that day. i thought i was alone. then there was aizat. yay yay. neddy's friend. haha. one funny guy with a miserable stomach. nice knowing you aizat. you surely made me talk crap in the clinic and i reckoned the clinic was a little bit noisy. sheeeeeesh. lala. when my mouth starts talking there is no stopping. at least i wasnt at all bored and mentally-ruptured when there were aizat and anuar (with a badly injured leg) around to guard me. and so the girl with the swollen hand went back to her room. had a long nap. and skipped her buka. darn it.oh one more thing. qyna was elected as the new editor for her college's annual mag. i wonder who qyna is. i just wna pat her (better yet slap her) on the back and say ''hahaha welcome back to the busy busy world of college honey!'' or not.

when your right hand aches, you tend to study. alot.

thanks nau for the green indon-made thingy. haha. i dno what to do with it actually so i left it on my bed. because it matches my blanket. its still there i think.