i want you 'oxygen'

a trip to the supermarket nearby can be ohh-so-friggn frustrating.by the way i am currently listening to dikala bulan bermain biola.yeah laugh your lungs out.somebody promotd hujan to me yestrday.hey not bad to be frank.support your local band ppl (omg am i serious).so as i was saying.i hav no idea why but i think my life is occupied with grillions of thgs already.and accompanying my mother to that particular place (surprisingly) is not in my list of imp things to do fr now.ma you knw how much i hate going to that tesco.'qyna your tesco is completely different from tht in london beacause it hs too many pipes around it.what are they for?' said moms friend neta.hell yea like isnt tht obvious.this is malaysia lah sayang.and about the pipes.seriously i have no idea.they are individually huge and i think thats where they hide those missing kids i guess.to cover up my absurd ignorance about that particular matter so i said 'ohh they are used for disposal purposes probably to discrd waste-like-dungs from those marktd animals neta and you know my country inculcates clean environment'.brilliant.nice job qyna.sambil menggeleng-gelengkan kepala aku baru menyedari betapa jahilnya diriku trhadap benda-benda sekecil itu.ohh well i guess i dont really know shah alam.anyhow since i am a good daughter i went there anyways.to tesco.urgh the sight of little kids sulking reminds me of myself.and everywher small children can be seen pushing their pathetic-small trolleys beckoning their mothers and nannies to buy that and buy this take that and take this.so this scene happnd when i ws on the way to purchase some baby yogurts which indeed is my fav 'makanan lembut'.gigi punya pasal.in fact i tiptoed to the small section of the cold icy compartment to avoid anyones attention.

suddenly.

a girl.small nice very cute indeed with her trolley full of chocs.

damn.kantoi beli bende tu.

'apa pandang pandang'

confused.she lookd at me.pointing th neatly arrangd yogurts with her pink-polishd fingies.

'ohhh tak sampai ke adik??'

for once i feel big.wee bit of fun there

'aarghhh tak sampaaaaai'

'ohh nak kene tolong ke??'

evil evil evil

'sikit lagi sikit lagi tu jump jump jump'

ok i was being plain evil.th fact that she was all alone and i bullied her.

fine.

fine.

fine.

'ohh nah nah kakak (sounds weird) take for you'

and so i took hers and mine too and flee.

lari lari lari lari.

from far i can hear puffing laughters
cis tak gune betul.after all i th thgs i did.


my conclusion.do not buy kiddie food when you have bunch of kiddies around you.th result is utter humiliation

my mom spottd me and said

'adikk you helpd that little girl just nw?surprisingly she didnt scream at you'

'ohh aah i did.i know i am good'

yeah wtvr.m stil bad with kids anyways.

and so my mother decides (finally) to buy me a laptop as a present.to make it even she wants to buy herself a new one too.tho i reckon she hs loads of laptops already in hr offce.but my plan is to actualy take over her o2 to replace my miserable looking phone.yeah it 'flew' a couple of times.terplanting terplanting akibatnya dah nak mampos dah handphoneku.then out of a suddn an advert on i phones poppd up and it drew my moms attention.this is it.my one and only chance.'ma why not you buy i phones?' i said promoting th beau looking piece of art to her.'i phones hav th latest features including bla bla bla bla then they also have magnificent bla bla bla'.twenty mins of crapping at last she changed her mind.she's buying it at last.'adik why are you so eager anyway.the i phone is for me yeaaa not for you' she said. 'ohh tak pe tak pe ma then can i have your o2 instead? hehehehe ' within a split second she replied 'nope'

arghh.attempt one.big huge failure.

near her offce was a board.written ther in bold of blacks board of directors and it has witty pictures of 'perasan smart' faces on it.goshh i tot ths peculiar behavior is done only in high school esp if m not mistaken fr the prodction of annual mags where guys (after scrutinizng my brothers' school mags) wud put up their best ala-ala macho faces.lol.golek golek gelak.but my mom hated her picture claiming that it was too cheesy and jumpy plus jolly-looking.ohh rite.'but i think its nice and very beautiful too' i said.'i mean one look at it reminds me of mr ward robinson so happy and younggg'.my mom went berserk she laughd at th same time 'ohh what do you want again? just say it'.my heart stoppd 'ohhh no lah seriously deep from th bottom of my heart your picture looks soo delicate and young mcm muda lah pulak hehe' (sebenarnye i want your o2 lahh ma dont you get it) 'haha you want my o2 is it?' (yeay she undrstans me!) 'if thats th case nope.you go study abroad then i will give you'

damn.attempt two.big big failure.

lets see what i can do tomrw and the next day and the next day and the next and next and next until i get that o2.

-qyn