''dont mess with the zohans'' is a retarded porn movie.

shalala. thanks belle for calling yesterday. wow you guys are having so much fun there in college uem.with the hottie auction for charity thingy? oh right.that has to be the most anticipating-heart throbbing-incarcerating event ever eh belle? well i can tell that youre very very happy. and oh very very sad too. sad because your darling senior left you for notthingham. haha. well there is no doubt that he is a person of notable scholarly acquirements. ceeeeewaaah! you should be proud honey. anyway back to me. i have to say that today, i super rock at biology practical. woooooooohoooo! my experiments turned out absolutely colourful after overcoming frequent shortage of subsidised apparatus. gaaaaaaah. and while waiting for our experimented test tubes to boil in the super-hot-daniel water bath system, jhar a.k.a the pervert-doctor in the making (haha i know you’ll get me for this) suddenly blurted his thoughtful opinion on the pervy-most delirious-yucky film i have ever seen in years “dont mess with the zohans” haha.i seriously think borrowing your CD is a bad bad idea jhar. the stupid movie has traumatised me in a way (mentally) considering the fact that i will be confronting the huge thing face-to-face during my clinical years. fuuuuuuuuug. that movie stokes racial sentiments, it instils severe hatred and it had me profusely blinking with my mouth wide-open.so wide that the lalats can vigorously breed the crap out of themselves and build a colony. it is surely the paradox of our current predicament and i can definitely repeat that if you want me to. simple logic would suggest that the movie sucks hard! geli geli geli. shoooooooooooooh.

he boraks more than anyone else (aussie make sure youre reading this honey)

this is how a bapok sits. tralalala.